Are you done? Finally! You're distracting everyone from all the science!

[Now Calvin can be the center of attention, as it should be. He hops back on the shrink ray, and peers at the complicated control scheme that could only have been developed by a member of the Richards family.]

Hey, where'd you put the 'on' button on this thing, anyway?

[ooc: and then Calvin hits the wrong button and the screen is whited out by science accidents and child failure???]